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christinahaberkern:

glamsoda:

frangry:

Um, what the fuck? 

LOL! “Is the American sitcom ready for a hipster sweetheart?”
Hey America, are you ready for a leading lady who is petite, slender, and Caucasian? With gorgeous, thick, flowing brown hair? And bright blue eyes? And blemish-free, porcelain-like skin? 
Are you ready for a lead in a comedy who wears blouses, skirts, cardigans, and tights in varying, complementary colors? And who wears glasses for a while during the first episode (and then possibly never again for the run of the series)?
America, are you ready for the main actress of a prime-time, network television show to make references to extremely popular albeit “nerdy” movies like the Lord of the Rings trilogy or perhaps, even Star Wars?
Well buckle the fuck up, y’all, because this pretty, non-controversial, VERY well-liked actress is going to be on your TV screens! This fall! CAN YOU HANDLE ITTTTTT?????

PREACH!

also please tell me someone else finds this photo a bit alarming

christinahaberkern:

glamsoda:

frangry:

Um, what the fuck? 

LOL! “Is the American sitcom ready for a hipster sweetheart?”

Hey America, are you ready for a leading lady who is petite, slender, and Caucasian? With gorgeous, thick, flowing brown hair? And bright blue eyes? And blemish-free, porcelain-like skin? 

Are you ready for a lead in a comedy who wears blouses, skirts, cardigans, and tights in varying, complementary colors? And who wears glasses for a while during the first episode (and then possibly never again for the run of the series)?

America, are you ready for the main actress of a prime-time, network television show to make references to extremely popular albeit “nerdy” movies like the Lord of the Rings trilogy or perhaps, even Star Wars?

Well buckle the fuck up, y’all, because this pretty, non-controversial, VERY well-liked actress is going to be on your TV screens! This fall! CAN YOU HANDLE ITTTTTT?????

PREACH!

also please tell me someone else finds this photo a bit alarming

(Source: frangry)


(via christinahaberkern)