Tuco: Partner? Oh yeah, I remember that little bitch! So you must be his daddy. Let me get this straight...I steal your dope, hmm? I beat the piss out of your mule boy, and then you walk in here, and you bring me more meth? That's a brilliant plan, ese. Brilliant.
Walter: You got one part of that wrong. This is not meth.
BOOOM EXPLOSION WALT IS THE BEST SERIOUS BADASS MMMMMMM HE'S SUCH A DICK BUT I LOVE WHEN HE STARTS TO BECOME HEISENBERG MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
okay so now i'm crying
stop breaking bad please stop please fucking stop no walt shut up oh god please stop ps. remember when you were a likeable character
ugh also skyler
like i know you’re trying to help (at least during this season) but SHUTTHEFUCKUPIFUCKINGHATEYOU
oh god jesse and his brother
oh no jesse and his brother oh no the tears are practically already coming out of my face
the one definitively good thing about strep is...
i’m still waiting on that whole ‘people considering bipolarism to be a legitimate illness’ thing
rottenweiler: if you think that telling people self-diagnosis can be dangerous and wildly inaccurate is “shaming” you’re a fucking irresponsible shit milkshake
so i slept from 330 til 6 and now that it's almost...
happy morning my throat really hurts i think i have strep again :’) i know i’m supposed to be a grown-ass adult but my roommate is out of town and there is no one to go get me ice cream or spoon-feed it to me or anything i don’t even want to get out of bed long enough to set up my xbox or tv or whatever sighs i guess i’m going back to sleep now
momgenes: I want to be a reverse scarecrow I want to frighten away humans and attract swarms of birds
it's not that i don't like myself and my body but...
i don’t mean that in a damn i’m so hot way but we have similar facial features and judging by this picture we’re already the same classy mothafukka
Jesse: They’ve got some big cow house out there, couple miles…
Walt: Cow house?
Jesse: Yeah. Where they live.
Jesse: The cows.
also my friend's teacher's daughter is dating the...
we can talk about how jealous i am but you’ll never really get it
I'm going to be frantically rewatching the first...
that’s not even really a question the real question is how much will i cry spoilers the answer is so fucking much
hm the screen door on my balcony doesn't close...
it used to? oh well maybe some birds will come in
also my loveable but extremely fucking messy...
this time tomorrow the apartment is going to be so fucking clean which is nice and i’m excited for it and all that but shouldn’t she have done some cleaning before she left isn’t that how it works am i just really gullible
"yeah i don't think i can hang out i'm super busy...
i said stroking my seasons of breaking bad and a copy of bleak house
badcgijosh: Does anyone moving to Canada because of Obamacare know how things are here and how healthcare works here and how we have a fucking replicant from Blade Runner for Prime Minister because these are all things they really do need to take into consideration We’re talking about a country that currently has legislation at a federal level that has directly contributed to the unbridled...
i realize that every person, every body, every subconscious, has different ways of dealing with unconscious stress for the past two years my body has had a very particular way of doing so i have sex dreams nightly sex dreams vivid sex dreams really, really vivid sex dreams about this guy so um i really hope whatever’s bothering me this time resolves itself fast