May 2012
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lordsteve: suave archaeologists discover carbon “bone dating” can lead to carbon “skeleton fucking” and eventually “death marriage”. “science is cool” they say, unwrapping their favorite mummies
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i identify as asleep
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i'm super tired and sad for no reason
i spent all day in a bus going south along the east coast of sweden. it was fun and amazing but i was too depressed to appreciate any of that. it would be nice if that could go away while i’m on vacation. i just sat there filled with self-loathing and the occasional, painfully intense pang of sexual frustration because why aren’t i dirtyfucking colin firth right now oh my god...
May 29th
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Me: I think I'm gonna go to sleep now.
TV: lol but good shows are on.
iPod: sleep? Is that a new app?
Sleeping position: lol I'm not gonna be comfortable.
Mind: what's the meaning of life though?
Temperature: lol it's too hot and too cold.
Noises: oh, you said be louder? Okay.
Body: Lol time for itches.
Person I like: Hey
May 27th
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man-bro-bukkake-theater: ivanoooze: coagulates: right now at this very moment i am in the lobby of my dorm witnessing two people fighting and using bible verses to back up their side. they actually have their bibles open o…….k…. IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS OUR BELIEFS  I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, MONSTER REBORN JESUS WILL BE REVIVED IN THREE TURNS
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The Passion of Not Tilda Swinton
greglmercer: On May 22nd of 2012, a Twitter account spontaneously generated itself from the aether of The Internet’s Womb. Here’s what we knew going in: The account claimed to represent Tilda Swinton, mysterious yet admired Oscar-winning androgynously beautiful actress.  It clearly wasn’t actually Tilda Swinton but we didn’t know who it was. The things it was tweeting were beautiful. Twitter...
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